Resolutions!

In honor of the new year, we have put together our favorite resolution ideas in case you are having trouble coming up with some of your own.
I will find a UFO.
I will have noble thoughts.
I will go to Disneyland!
I will flit gently into the night.
I will plant a tree.
I will take everything seriously.
I will take nothing seriously.
I will find a fresh approach.
I will be brave.
I will stop texting and driving.
I will avoid potholes.
I will buy cheap, shiny jewelry.
I will stop biting people.
I will embrace my cell phone… and my computer… and the world.
I will hack my ex’s Facebook page and change her status to something really embarrassing.
I will read my cat’s mind.
I will pierce something.
I will stop living vicariously through reality tv.
I will read only banned books to prove that they won’t make me a bad person.
I will always wear clean underwear.
I will become a better friend.
I will attempt to suffer fools gladly.
I will be respectful of the lives my co-workers and employees have outside of the workplace.
I will stick to my list.
I will become a better napper.
I will fire my most annoying client, team member, or friend.
I will dance like no one is watching.
I will want to get out of bed in the morning and breathe in and out.
I will work hard and play hard no matter what.
Happy New Year from the whole PSF staff!
